1st ever BILLIARDS POETRY BATTLE

I once played a girl called sweet_rocket,
she sank ev´ry ball in the pocket.
she was kickin me azz,
now i only play chess,
and u´d better not play her: it svcked...
 
There once was this lady, called DRAGON; she
gave me a blow, and in agony
i begged her a lot,
to once miss a shot,
but she won, and i lost: thats it, really...

Then i lost to a girl called I´ve_won_these,
who played like the teacher of ronnie´s.
She beat me so hard,
now i only play dart,
with a bad aching heart, and ride ponies...

If ne1 out there knows a good psychiatrist, please tell me... lol

FiReGiRL

Luck is like the wind,
always changin'
All I can control
is the stuff that's within

Stephen O´Davis

Black is the color i´d like to pot,
White is the color i manage,
and with every missing shot,
i think: next time i´ll be on the rampage.

Red is the color i try to sink,
White is the one i succeed in,
if it - at least - had been blue, or pink,
i´d not have been forced to try cheatin...

:)

UK Hardy

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This topic is sad,
and waste of time,
considering that none of your poems rhyme,
Please take the time to see,
your a poet to be,
Now im off to defend my rating,
As Richy baby's waiting

Ahh tyvm :D lol

FiReGiRL

Why did you post in this thread then if you think its sad and a waste fo time? Ligthen up, it's only a thread.