chris mate,
im in a bad way.
so depressed u wudnt believe it lol.
dont wanna bring every1 down like, but its so bad.
for the rest of u, chris knos wot im on about, dw.
shes only just left n im already this depressed. :(
wot am i gonna be like in a few day? 2 weeks shes away for, il never cope.
il have to throw myself into the PFJ full tilt, to keep my mind of it.
You can all be expected to see a frenzy of activity by ur leader over the next few days and weeks, im gonna be living up to the name "commander" also, beating any troop that dosnt carry his weight with my swagger stick, and losing my shoe in ur rear end!
n e way,
thats all for now,
keep up the good work, and hopefully ZZTOP will get back to us on the morrow, he has emailed the FOD "boss" highlighting our cause, and also sent the same copy of the email to all the MODs!!!
Surely a great blow for our organisation.
anyway my brothers and sisters,
i shall retire to the drawing room for brandy and cigars, (im off to bed for a kip)
and bid u farewell.
Who ever arrives here first, i place the topic in Chris's proven capable hands.
Follow his lead as you would (hopefully) follow mine.
and Chris, any layabouts, make a note of their name and rank, they shall be struck from the list, stripped of rank, and frogmarched thru a pool of boiling urine.
♣Monster♣