Hello everyone this post is to share your best heard excuses by fellow players to avoid playing you in a best of 3,5 etc.
My first choice was by the greatly talented but daft as a brush Pronovice!
We both agreed a best of set of matches, 5 to be exact and i stormed off to a early 2-0 lead, just before the second game was concluded Pronovice explained to me that his butler (Albert) had just entered the room with smoked salmon sandwich and that he would return afterwards to conclude our matches, which he never did. My second was a player who told me that his dog was not very well and had stopped breathing, lol, and that he had to dash up to vets with his lifeless dog and couldnt continue with our best ofs. My third choice was a bit more believable but stil deserves a mention, Mate i have to call it quits! I have a wireless mouse m8 and the battery is running low!
buy duracell you cheap skate!!!
I look forward to hearing any crazy efforts made by people to wriggle out of defeats! And no dc mentions plz, there far to common!
yawn