To castle: Move king two places to the left. Ensure no peices are in between the rook, and the king. Also ensure the king or rook have not been moved.

To crap: Find a toilet (or bush), sqeeze hard. Ensure to clean up bottom afterwards, with toilet paper or (where appropriate) leaves.

Hope I helped,
Suits you sir.

thanks for the help except for that last part though


             thanks

What?

You asked! You said you wanted to know how to crap!

Suit.

i said and all that other crap that goes with it :D/

Oh right :|

im serios im 12 i no how 2 crap tust me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But you do not know how to type. 

what r u talking bout

I think it's a reference to the fact that when I leave my cat on my keyboard so that it writes stuff when walking, it types clearer than you do.

actually virus1k1 the info is incorrect, you say move king 2 squares to left, you can ALSO move king 2 squares to the right. Cannot castle in check, or through check, but CAN still castle if the rook is attacked. Hope this clears upi any misunderstanding

Sorry if I caused any coronary heart problems over my little mistake.